10 Memorable Quotes

I have a real fondness for quotes of all kinds. Here are just a few from my "collection."

1. Kissing a man without a moustache is like eating an egg without salt.
- Unknown


Tom Selleck and his moustache extraordinaire

2. I may be drunk, miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
- Winston Churchill, to a woman who chastised him for being drunk.

Winston Churchill

3. I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
- Groucho Marx 

Groucho Marx

4. A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
- Rudyard Kipling

Rudyard Kipling

5. If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
- Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker

6. God bless us, every one!
- Tiny Tim in Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol

Charles Dickens

7. I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
- Lou Gehrig

Lou Gehrig

8. Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
- Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

 9. We have met the enemy and he is us.
- Pogo

10. It ain't over till it's over.
- Yogi Berra 

Yogi Berra

Please note that I do not agree with Mr. Kipling!

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