1. Kissing a man without a moustache is like eating an egg without salt.
|Tom Selleck and his moustache extraordinaire|
- Winston Churchill, to a woman who chastised him for being drunk.
- Groucho Marx
- Rudyard Kipling
- Dorothy Parker
- Tiny Tim in Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol
- Lou Gehrig
- Erma Bombeck
10. It ain't over till it's over.
- Yogi Berra