10 Random Movie Quotes

I have a million movie quotes tucked away in my brain:  here are 10 of my favorites:

1. No matter where you go, there you are. – Buckaroo Banzai (Peter Weller) The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

2. Who invented liquid soap, and why? – Gib Gibson (John Cusack) The Sure Thing

My name is Gladiator - Maximus (Russell Crowe) Gladiator

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn. – Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) Gone with the Wind

Here’s looking at you, kid. - Rick (Humphrey Bogart) Casablanca

So let it be written, so let it be done! – Ramses (Yul Brynner) The Ten Commandments

Wax on, wax off. – Mr. Miyagi (Pat Morita) The Karate Kid

I haven't lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The hell I won't! - G.W. McLintock (John Wayne) McLintock!

Candygram for Mongo. – Bart (Cleavon Little) Blazing Saddles

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy! – Han Solo (Harrison Ford) Star Wars IV: A New Hope

10 Memorable Quotes

I have a real fondness for quotes of all kinds. Here are just a few from my "collection."

1. Kissing a man without a moustache is like eating an egg without salt.
- Unknown


Tom Selleck and his moustache extraordinaire

2. I may be drunk, miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
- Winston Churchill, to a woman who chastised him for being drunk.

Winston Churchill

3. I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
- Groucho Marx 

Groucho Marx

4. A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
- Rudyard Kipling

Rudyard Kipling

5. If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
- Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker

6. God bless us, every one!
- Tiny Tim in Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol

Charles Dickens

7. I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
- Lou Gehrig

Lou Gehrig

8. Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
- Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck

 9. We have met the enemy and he is us.
- Pogo

10. It ain't over till it's over.
- Yogi Berra 

Yogi Berra

Please note that I do not agree with Mr. Kipling!

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